bio I have survived*

I am the French man alive on earth who has been most tortured by the government of the French Republic.

  1. 🇫🇷 Nearly died after being strangled in a train when I was a baby because of a satanic anachronism not even related to my ADN 🚆 and remaining silent by my own parents 🔪
  2. 🇫🇷 Lost the only dream I had to become an air pilot and to fulfil my wanderlust as a tourist ✈️
  3. 🇫🇷 5 wasp stings that injected an alkaline chemical into my skin 🐝 followed by a vaccine 💉
  4. 🇫🇷 Not being paid for my first job. I sweat a lot for days, delivered on-time a professional result, the boss was loaded (and bored) 🤑
  5. 🇫🇷 Almost kidnapped by 3 guys with razor blades for a ransom demand because a Porsche was on our parking 🪒
  6. 🇧🇷 Really bad food poisoning that made me sick for years 🥚 Beware with corn in Rio de Janeiro 🌽
  7. 🇫🇷 Having a gun pointed by at my chest by a thief who stole my motorbike 🩸
  8. 🇫🇷 The loss of 8 figures because of a bitter, abusive denunciation and illegal inquisition (phone surveillance) right after my first kiss, leading to the suicide of a French Prime Minister 👹 and being prolonged as an exhaustive philippic, sounding like an acrimonious, invective harangue.
  9. 🇫🇷 A quarter of century of studies for an MBA that did not lead anywhere 🧑‍🎓 I constantly had to relearn.
  10. 🇫🇷 A suicide attempt falling from 4 floors on the concrete for another state affair, getting an Equina syndrome undergoing terrible reinnervation pain (like a root canal without anesthesia) 🩸🤕
  11. 🇫🇷 The loss of my dad 🩸☠️ & the stroke of my mum 🤫
  12. 🇬🇧 Being fired because I refused to read spam 🙈
  13. 🇫🇷 Lost 3000 books (13 shelves) probably because it's a bad thing to be an apolitical person while being educated at the same time (they're still reasoning like Pétain, so they expect to know everything about you)
  14. 🇫🇷 Becoming a homeless when Covid was released 🦠 💉
  15. 🇪🇪 The loss of my company and my employees in Estonia because of the war in Ukraine 🇺🇦
  16. 🇺🇸 Years of work lost becoming a victim of Alex Machinsky 📉
  17. 🌎 Surviving two really cold winters in the snowy mountains with no heat 🥶
  18. 🌎 Having suffered for more than 2 decades of weak signal-to-noise ratio 🙉
  19. 🇫🇷 A medical error on my castration and another fake invoice from them to make me pay twice for it 🤕
  20. 🇫🇷 French politics deciding to close my online community of nearly 400K followers because of their jealousy 🙈
  21. 🇫🇷 The last one they did is so awful, I can't even tell you about it. It's like a perpetual and satanic anachronism applied on my person in this country since the assassination of one of my famous ancestor few centuries ago (they did the same to my dad who died fighting against them) ☠️ It will probably take me years before finding the right words to tell the truth. It's like removing a sword from my mouth every time they are doing it and that's not pleasant at all. So far, Paris destroyed 35 years of my life. I'm still hoping to live good years far away from them and finish at zero to balance the amount of awful years with good years. In science, it's a common thing to say we start at zero to end like nothing anyway, so my objective won't change from now.

What to remember:
I) I'm a persona non grata only in France 🇫🇷 That's the only country where people don't consider me as a square guy and spend their entire lives practicing unpaid debts on the amount of work due 👷
II) France doesn't have the price of life for those persons, trashed 99.9% of what I loved, including girlfriends, and they are still forcing intellectuals to expatriate unless they're affiliated with a political party (we call it collusion, it happens mainly with corporations or celebrities, and it was already the case for Hugo, Voltaire, Zola, Carpeaux, Monet, Pissaro & Rodin in the past)…
III) Always relativize if it's happening to you. Survival is probably the most important thing to remember. If you're still alive, you can always hope for something else while pursuing a violent diatribe against the regime responsible for it (socialists & democrats in my case).
IV) If torture and/or humiliation are recurrent in your country like it was the case for me in France (I have survived 7 physical attacks and saw Satan 7 times in France on top of the rest), it's better to sacrifice most people, expatriate and never come back. Tell yourself there are 194 countries in the world and that not everyone want to kill you if you work hard, learn the language, and respect the rules; especially in dictatorships, where security is enhanced compared to Southern Europe.
V) Best advice for any atheist living in France is to kill any lie before it's too late: this is how an atheist who values his life is killed so as not to give the lie to the idea we have of his bravery (C'est ainsi qu'un athée qui tient à la vie se fait tuer pour ne pas donner un démenti à l'idée qu'on a de sa bravoure. — Marcel Proust)